I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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