Me too!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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