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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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  unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.

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