Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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