he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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