Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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