as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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