drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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