She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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