Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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