You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
