You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bring me that man meat
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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