I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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