why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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