i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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