Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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