He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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