what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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