...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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