It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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