there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Drunk is not a location!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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