Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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