Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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