I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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