Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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