Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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