She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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