so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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