Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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