When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize