how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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