Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
