WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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