He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He better not be in your backpack
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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