he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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