i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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