I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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