doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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