Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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