I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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