and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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