do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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