I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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