okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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