this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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