Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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