i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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