my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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