my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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