weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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