she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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