You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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