My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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