Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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