lets start a swedish sibling band together
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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