Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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