mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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