I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
